I was having a field day down the Westend; my deep pockets were jingling and full of money nearly every day of the week. My brother’s bird, Irene, wanted a fur coat, so I got her one by throwing a brick through the shop window and grabbing the coat off the shop dummy. Once I got to the bed-sit, I put the jacket on and waltzed in to the flat looking like Liberace, the two of them burst out laughing. Irene was like a tramp eating chips. ‘ Let’s try it on, Jimmy, please?’ As she swooned around like Joan Collins with the fur coat on, she had the air of a council estate beauty queen about her. . Stephen Richards
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  1. The only time you fail is when you fall down and stay down.
  2. When you connect to the silence within you, that is when you can make sense of the disturbance going on around you.
  3. The true measure of success is how many times you can bounce back from failure.
  4. Success will be within your reach only when you start reaching out for it.
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